The Truth About Girls.

Midol is like crack. end of story.

-We love Ben & Jerry’s more than you.

-We’re always right even when we’re wrong.

-It takes at least an hour to look this good.

-We’ll never be too old for sleepovers.

-We must go to the bathroom in groups.

-We should never be used as objects.

-Sometimes is just quite never enough.

-“fine” never means anything good.

-We are not ashamed of crying.

-We wish boys still had cooties.

-Gossip isn’t a sin. It is an art.

-Being “hot” is degrading….or so we say.

-We have this thing called feelings – don’t hurt them

-There’s no point in having an ex if you can’t be a b**ch to him

-Behind EVERY b**ch there’s a guy who made her that way

-Hoes over bros. no questions asked.

– we don’t wake up looking takes time and effort. for most.

– we need girls nights OFTEN…

– we hold grudges and we never forget things you say to us that hurt

-It doesn’t matter who dumped who or why…whenever we see an ex with another girl , it will always bother us. not because we’re not over you but just because we know we used to be that girl

– Makeup can hide so many things from puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart

– no guy wants to marry a whore… well no good girl wants to marry a manwhore either.

– never ever ask a girl what she weighs, or imply anything about our weight being too much or too little, just don’t do it.

– our eyes are located in our heads. not our chest or a**. and when you’re not looking in our eyes… WE KNOW

-Our three favorite words: Let’s go shopping.

-We win the arguements.

-We love our best friends more than our boy friends.

-We create drama.

-We forgive but don’t forget.

-“Luv ya” isn’t the same as “love you”.

-We love to cuddle.

-If you take our chocolate, we will get ugly.

-Never mess with us while we’re PMSing.

-We aren’t all blonde bimbos…stop treating us like one.

-We love the little things.

-We love to sing in the shower.

-We travel in packs.

-My heels may look hot but they hurt like crap.

-We are never to old to play “dress up”.


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